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And you were there, and you were there...

Dreams are boring. Yours are, mine are...I know that. So, with that being said, I had an awesome dream last night.

I dreamt that a huge group of friends were staying at an enormous manor estate in England and our host was a crazy old koot. He had a long running battle with the government about the railroad tracks that went through his estate and while we were there it all came to a head and he had barricaded the tracks and then as military and government tried to get to the house, he barricaded all of us in the house against the growing crowds outside.

Somehow, I became a negotiator and then the old man died so it was me and my friend JM trying to figure out how to open the barricades on the tracks and get the government to stop surrounding the estate with weapons.

We came to a financial arrangement with the government for them to pay for use of the tracks and released the barricades. (JM and I are both businessmen that aren't letting any opportunity to generate revenue pass us by). No hilarity ensued, but the first engineer that tore through the tracks at full speed after we opened them derailed and we went out to point and laugh because he had been our most vocal critic to the press. Asshole.

January 25 at 7:54 AM

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