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I Pamper Myself

So today I had some free time before my conference started and I went to a real live barber shop and got a shave. It's my first time ever being shaved a.) by a stranger and b.) with a straight razor. It's like I have never shaved before. My face is so incredibly smooth. I am embarrassed at how poorly I have been shaving.

After that I went to the resort spa and had a seaweed wrap. Just because I've often heard about them and decided to try it out. I'm not big on getting naked at the spa, but I let a woman scrub me down with an exfoliant and then slather seaweed all over me. After that she wrapped me up like a burrito in a heated wrap thing and left me to bake for about 15 minutes. After that I showered and then she moisturized me. All in all, it was bizarre. I'm not sure there are real benefits, except some lady in Arizona got a good look at my business.

Then I got a facial. Now, that I love. My face feels fantastic tonight. I also think it's the first time I have ever been complimented on my skin. Maybe that facialist was blind or something.

So, that's all the luxury I'll get. The next two days are meetings meetings meetings.

February 24 at 10:46 PM



Comments

What, you didn't get a pedicure? Gee, you miss all the fun.

PandoraWilde at February 25, 2008 3:32 PM

By "business" you mean your little white tushy? I mean, it's not like she exfoliated your tenders, right?

I want that! The wrap, I mean, not the exfoliated tenders.

Michael at February 25, 2008 6:01 PM

No, I was face up while she exfoliated all around my business. And...just so we are clear...my tushy is NOT my business.

charlie at February 25, 2008 8:14 PM

Whatever you say, Charlie.

Michael at February 26, 2008 4:06 AM

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